If you are a #sasstag reader, I assume you lead a really cool life. Which means that on the weekends, you are out of the house, doing fun and cultured things with your awesome friends. You don’t have time to stay updated on the happenings of Hollywood and/or the world between 5 PM on Friday and 9 AM on Monday. The easiest fix? Reading the new weekly In Case You Missed It post. Everything you need to have an opinion on before heading to the water cooler, every Monday morning. Enjoy!
Octomom is pulling a Lilo/Amanda Bynes and brining her grossness to NYC
Nadya Sulman, who is potentially the scummiest person on the face of the earth, was a guest at a drag show in New York City on Friday night. As any and every loyal #sasstag reader knows, Octomom has been whoring herself out in all sorts of ways and I do not like it. At the drag show, she played up her role as this weird person with lots of babies and held plastic dolls on stage. She then proceed to “feed” the babies vodka, and PLAYED A CLIP FROM HER PORN FILM. Because that is just what everyone needs in their life- seeing Nadya Sulman getting dirty on stage and on camera simultaneously. I feel dirty just thinking about being in the same city as this woman. She needs to get off the island of Manhattan ASAP or I will track her down myself and make her leave. Side note: WHERE ARE HER CHILDREN WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS GOES ON?????
Kim Kardashian. That is all.
Kimmie tweeted out this selfie to her fans while she was trying on Halloween costumes. She did not reveal her location with the Tweet, but I’m guessing she went into a Hustler store to pick up this bad boy. I know she is probably trying to be “sexy” and whatnot, but I think trashy is a much better way to describe this. This choice is low, even for a Kardashian. Also, I hate to bring this up (JK I love to!), but Halloween is the anniversary of when she filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, so that is pretty awkward for her. You would think she’d like to pretend this day doesn’t even exist, no???
Derek Jeter fractured his ankle at a very, very bad time
This is significant for several reasons. I am not going to list them here because I do not care about them, but everyone is talking about the fact that it happened so I felt it needed to be included in this post. Although I know there will be many angry and upset Yankees fans, I’m sure the entire world will get through this whole ordeal with much less pain than Jeter has to deal with, so lets just all keep that in perspective.
A skydiver plunged from space and broke the speed of sound. BOOM.
A 43-year-old Austrian man known as Fearless Felix put pretty much every daredevil in the world to shame when he survived his 24 mile jump, breaking the world record for highest jump AND breaking the sound barrier. Apparently, he had spent the last five years preparing for this moment. Not to be a Debbie Downer (even though that is totally what I am doing), but how anticlimactic is that? You spend five years preparing for this one thing that is over in a matter of minutes, and then what? Yeah, what he did was really amazing, and people will probably talk about it for about five more minutes, but then we will forget about him. Just being realistic here, you guys.