I’m going to get right to it. THIS EXISTS, Y’ALL:
Just a girlfriend pillow for everyone out there who is craving the human touch so badly, but is willing to settle for an inanimate, plush object!
While this item is apparently not new, people are talking about it because there has been a cray jump in price from $10 to $12- probably due to the ridiculous demand for this revolutionary product. If you ask me, $12 is a small price to pay for almost-human affection.
Kara has previously talked about another ridiculous pillow, but I think this one may take the cake, because it’s just so damn depressing. I think that anybody who finds it necessary to purchase this pillow in order to replace whatever connection with humans they are lacking in life should be offered free therapy with his or her order. Like a gift with purchase! What a great promotional idea. You’re welcome, Sears.
This is almost as depressing as the girl-in-a-tight-mini-skirt pillow, but approximately a million times less creepy.
I think we should just stick to the classics for a bit. Look how inviting and comforting this looks, even though none of the pillows resemble any part of the human body:
Keep it simple, stupid.