Nice fucking try, low calorie anything.— Sinkholemonella (@Hormonella) March 4, 2013
Chex Mix is so inspiring. I remember back when the Chex weren't allowed to mix.— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) March 4, 2013
— Sean Glass (@sdotglass) March 5, 2013
Bad idea letting my haters be my motivators. Shoulda hired some professionals who like me & want me to succeed. These guys are sabotaging me
— 000___000 (@000___000) March 5, 2013
My girlfriend can only orgasm if I’m describing brunch plans.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 3, 2013
— CHAPMAN (@PIZZA_PIMP__) March 3, 2013