If you are a #sasstag reader, I assume you lead a really cool life. Which means that on the weekends, you are out of the house, doing fun and cultured things with your awesome friends. You don’t have time to stay updated on the happenings of Hollywood and/or the world between 5 PM on Friday and 9 AM on Monday. The easiest fix? Reading our weekly In Case You Missed It post- the most important pop culture news roundup out there. Everything you need to have an opinion on before heading to the water cooler, every Monday morning. Enjoy!
Justin Bieber turned 19
He was in London for the occasion, and decided to walk on the streets without his shirt on (half birthday suit whaaaat). Apparently it was a dramatic night because Justin couldn’t get his underage friends into a club, so he threw a fit and left. He’s sooo mature for 19!
Jamie Lynn Spears is engaged
Britney’s little sis Instagrammed/tweeted/social media’d the shit out of this photo with the caption “Guesssss what??????” over the weekend. The 21-year-old is now engaged to her 30-year-old boyfriend, not to be confused with her babydaddy/ex-fiance. Oh you didn’t remember she had a kid she occasionally dresses in inappropriate outfits? Anyways, congrats to the happy couple and all that good stuff.
Adrienne Maloof skipped the RHOBH taping
SHE IS SUCH A DIVA. Seriously, just because she is going to get asked some uncomfortable questions doesn’t mean they should just let her sit out the entire thing. If Bravo is not going to show her squirming in her seat during the reunion, I think they should at least re-edit all the remaining episodes in this season and just cut her out of it. Thank goodness we don’t have to deal with her AT ALL next season. #teambrandi
Jimmy Fallon will replace Jay Leno in 2014
Some inside sources have told my sources (a.k.a. the Internet) that Jimmy Fallon is set to take over Jay Leno’s hosting gig on The Tonight Show. First they’re going to have to get Jay Leno to actually agree to leave, though…