#annanicolesmith

So, some news just came out that Anna Nicole Smith’s (RIP) six year old daughter is now modeling children’s clothes. Why this isn’t being acknowledged as a big deal is beyond me because IT IS A BIG DEAL. Anna Nicole was the original C-list hot mess celeb with a reality show on E!, a spot that Kris Jenner is now holding on to with dear life. Anna Nicole’s death was a huge shock and extremely upsetting, but we can all acknowledge that the last thing we would wish upon her is that her daughter follow in her footsteps.

Well, turns out her daughter is going along the exact same path. Dannielynn Birkhead is now modeling for Guess jeans, which her mom infamously modeled for many years ago (that, and Playboy, but hopefully Dannielynn isn’t heading for Hugh anytime soon).

If I had to guess, I would assume that ANS’s spawn would look like Honey Boo Boo’s long lost twin, but shockingly enough, she does not look like a overdone child prostitute (a.k.a. the miniature version of what her mom used to look like). Dannielynn’s Guess ad is kind of cute, especially considering how much Guess has gone downhill since its glory days twenty-something years ago.

These photos may not even be that great, but I was expecting to see something horrific and inappropriate for a child, so I’m extra pleased. It’s hard not to wonder how different things would be if Anna Nicole was still around, but it seems like Dannielynn is faring well despite everything.

-S

P.S.- do you see why I thought Dannielynn would look a little bit more like America’s favorite little girl from West Virginia??

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